screen [shane/ryan]

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[incoming message from sara 👽]

sara 👽: guess who's back

SAFIYA 💀: back again

SAFIYA 💀: sara's back

SAFIYA 💀: tell a friend

sara 👽: i come bearing gifts

shane: so like

shane: what did he say

shane: wait no better yet what did you say to him

sara 👽: good news is that he likes boys and is single

sara 👽: bad news is that he thinks its keith who's asking

shane: what

shane: why keith

SAFIYA 💀: sheith

SAFIYA 💀: the next powercouple

shane: stop that immediately

shane: please

shane: you avoided my question though

shane: what did you say to him

sara 👽: i was really really subtle i promise

sara 👽: besides it doesn't even matter because i'm like 99% sure he likes you too

shane: this is so much to think about right now

shane: fuck