[SAFIYA 💀 has added sara 👽 and shane to a group chat]
[SAFIYA 💀 changed the name to the group chat to INTERVENTION]
SAFIYA 💀: shane alexander madej
SAFIYA 💀: as your internet mom, i am v worried about you
sara 👽: and as your best friend, i just want to know what's wrong with you
sara 👽: besides the obvious lol
shane: this is so unnecessary
shane: you don't even know what you're intervening about
SAFIYA 💀: so ??? tell us
shane: you're both acting like i straight up killed a man
shane: it seriously isn't that deep
sara 👽: !!!!!! SO TELL US
sara 👽: we're all so worried about you
shane: it's just kind of embarrassing i guess
SAFIYA 💀: when has that literally ever stopped you from telling us something
SAFIYA 💀: half of the things you tell me are just stories that make me glad i'm not you
shane: idk this is just different i guess
sara 👽: different how?
shane: because there's feelings involved this time
sara 👽: shane what does that even mean
[shane has logged off]