Vox: Guys guys guys
Ringo: WAHT
Celeste:^? What?
Catherine: I swear if this about yesterday it was Adagio who pushed me.
Celeste: Do I want to know?
Vox: oh so that's why you kissed me yesterday. Ok whatever.
Ardan: WAIT! CATHERINE HOW DARE YOU KISS MY SON!
Catherine: *screeching at the iPhone* I CAN KISS WHOMEVER I WANT AND IN HIS CASE IT WAS GIO'S FAULT. VOX AIN'T MY TYPE.
Baptise: Then who's your type?
Catherine: *has an 'oh shit' face* um...um...
Rona: *Nibbling on cookies* I'm loving how this convo went from whatever Vox was trying to say to what's Catherine's type.
Vox: Well Cathy what's your type?
Celeste: yeah!
*Catherine is offline*
Ardan: damn. So close to blackmail and finding out who she likes.
Adagio: You sound like you are jealous Ardan
Ardan: No...I'm not! Wait someone's at the door.
Adagio: You are jealous Ardan
Adagio: Ardan?
Vox: he was talking to some female down stairs. He went silent a minute ago.
Celeste: I'll go check.
Celeste: HOLY *BLEEP*
Vox: what?
Celeste: *fainted*
Vox: SIS?
*Celeste and Vox are offline*
Baron: I'll go check on them
-10 minutes later-
Baron: ok I see their house, looking in through the window...
Baptise: What?
Baron:... Vox and Celeste are fainted on the floor. Um...Catherine and Ardan are making out with Catherine's shield and Ardan's gauntlet on the floor...
Baron: Ooo they're getting heated.
Skaarf: well that answers the question of who's Catherine's type.
Baron: Crap they saw me I'm running. Don't tell them that we know.
*Catheran are online*
Catherine: what's with the weird name? Also where's Baron? I wish to speak to him about something.
Adagio: Why? Is he your type?
Koshka: Ooooo juicy news
Skye: AW HELL NAH GURL YOU AIN'T TAKING ME MAN I WILL SMACK YA! YOU ALREADY HAVE ARDAN LADY!
Catherine & Ardan:...how dafuq did you find out?
Baron: I REGRET NOTHINGGGGGGGG YOLOOOOOOOO
*Baron is offline*
Catherine: deer let's go get him.
Ardan: Yes honey. Don't forget your shield.
*Catheran/Arine is offline*
Adagio: well I'm going shopping. Adios
*everyone else is offline*
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Vainglory life scenarios and one-shots
FanfictionWell saw that there are plenty of Vainglory one-shots & scenarios so thought "why not?" Prepare for riddikulus stuff, and Harry situations(get the HP references?;)) Look me up on Vainglory if you play: IGN: HaloGamer117SG Frequent updates(quite eas...
