She's With Us

Poor snookums

Guess what I'm back at it again here you go chapter 4
Snookums above/ to the side
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Do you Channing Tatum take Vanessa Evens as your beloved wife
"I do"
Do you Vanessa Evens take Channing Tatum as your beloved husband
"I do"
Well In the power of pink horses and lollipop rings you are now pronounced husband and wife you may kiss the bride
"Vanessa stop kissing my hand"
"What"
"Wake up Vanessa"
I opened my eyes and Stephan and mike were staring at me. I jumped and freaked out.

"Ha? What ? I'm awake."I sighed "Why did you guys wake me up."

Mike started laughing and tearing up."Well you proposed to Channing Tatum and you started french kissing Stephan's hand."

Stephan opened his phone and showed me the video of me kissing his hand . I kicked them out of my room and freshened up. I opened my door and left the room the place didn't look familiar. Maybe carter or Jordan would help me. I checked the door next to mine and it was empty just a bed and a closet. I checked the other room,it had twin beds and it was messy it was definitely Stephan's and mike's room. I opened the next door and there stood Jordan with a towel around his waist and water dripping from his hair.

"Babe if you wanted me,you could just say the words. No need to come sneaking up on me" he smirked.

"I didn't come for you I'm lost and I need you to take me to the kitchen" who am I kidding his abs right now are so good like frozen yougurt OR ICE CREAM mhmm I want ice cream... is baskin robins nearby.

"Sure,just sit on the bed,I'll go change in the bathroom. And, I'll be back"

He left and I wondered around his room I stumbled upon a picture of him maybe age 13 and a hamster on his head. I smiled and held the picture to look at it properly.

"He was called snookums."Jordan frowned and looked down.

"Oh I'm sorry for your loss" I laughed but covered it up with a fake cry.

"How did he lose his little life" I asked with so much emotion,I felt bad that his childhood pet died. Nah I didn't actually care. I remember my old cat. I took her swimming in my pool. She drowned, but I thought she was relaxing. For, she was floating. But, she started sinking.

"Stephan and mike took him and gave him a bath they ended up flushing him down the toilet."he started cursing Stephan and mike,so I patted his back and we went downstairs.

"So what's for breakfast?"

"We have gourmet golden brown toasted bagels with coco beans and hazelnut spread topped of with a cup of fresh vitamin c." Carter said it with such delight. But, no one understood a word,we just stared at him.

Carter sighed."We are eating Nutella bagels and orange juice"

"Ohhhhh" we all said in the same time. He passed the plates and we devoured every single crumb.

"So guys, I know you aren't really a gang, so why did you kidnap me?"

Jordan sighed."We know how your brother treats you,and once we heard the news about him coming back we got worried. We thought maybe he changed,but he proved himself wrong at the cafeteria,so we planned on how we will take you away from him so he doesn't bother you."

"Don't worry we will keep you safe until your dad comes back."carter smiled.

"Guys I would love to,but my dad is away for a couple of months are you sure about this."

"Yes we are positive." Stephan and Mike said in the same time.

"Okay well now that we are all good what are we doing today?"I mean if I'm staying with the bad boys there has to be a catch.

"We are going to a PARTAYYYYY!!!!!!." I laughed at Stephan and they all looked at me for approval.

"But I don't have clothes it's all at home and I can't go there."I sighed I just ruined their plans

"Umm hell no sugar lips,I'm taking you shopping c'mon chop chop let's go. Get your fat ass off the chair." Carter pulled my hand and took his keys Stephan and mike followed but Jordan stayed home.

We got into the car and we opened the radio. Mike kept on switching channels until he stopped on 'I'm sexy and I know it' . They all somehow knew the lyrics and they started singing out of tune it was the best thing. I remembered how Stephan recorded me kissing his hand so I recorded him. once I clicked record he started twerking. Not noticing me I stopped recording and hid the phone.

"We are here come on." We got out and went through many shops.they each got a pair of new jeans and a shirt. They took me to forever 21 and they pushed me into a fitting room I was alone with nothing but my phone for 5 minutes until swoosh they opened the fitting rooms curtain. They dumped a bajillion dresses on me. I tried all of them on and all they said was
" too short "

"Ugly"

" you call that a dress"

" is this a dress or an old persons wrinkles"

" oh my avocados what is that hideous color"

"Can we have a bigger size"

"Where is your butt woman did it disappear come back here"

"Nessa try this"

Until finally I got three comments that satisfied me
"Now that is what I call a dress"

"Yes mama wooo your dress might be hotter than me"

"Purrrfect guys did you see what I did there because I'm wearing a shirt with cats so I purred" we all looked at Stephan and he just turned away and mumbled "You people don't understand my puns"

We all laughed at Stephan and left the shop,we got into the car and went home carter made some sandwiches for lunch so we can have a snack before the party,because they might spike our food.

"Nessa can you tell Jordan food is ready."carter said while not paying attention to the story Stephan was telling him.

"Sure" I shook my head and chuckled to myself.

I knocked on Jordan's door but no answer,I knocked again and there was no answer.

"Jordan I'm coming in." I opened his door and I gasped and took a step forward omg is he-

"VANESSA I SWEAR IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!"