Y'all I suck at descriptions
And the first chapters of this story suck because I wanted to do something but then I changed the plot and I'm too lazy to go back and fix things so like just read it cause why not
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"Well we are here to kidnap you."...
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Vanessa' POV "LISTEN UP GREGORY YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY BANANA BACK BEFORE I CALL THE COPS ON YOU!" One he steals my banana. Two he spits on my face. Three he's flirting with my future husband AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY to roll his eyes at me AND SHOO ME AWAY.
okay okay let me explain. Yo author rewind a little. Banana Fight Boyfriend Hoops Car Date DATE!
8 hours ago "Come on it's just the zoo you don't have to be all pretty and cute just throw on some sweatpants and keep your hair messy." Jordan glared at me still blow drying his hair.
"Hell nah girl unlike you I care about my appearance I need to look hot. You..well you're kind of a cow goat hybrid with your outfit." I'm offended I look hot too he just doesn't appreciate my sexiness.
"Nessa you have the constipated face on. What are you thinking about?" Why does everyone comment on my thinking face?! I'm not blessed like y'all who look hot when you're focusing on something. "Nothing nothing but EXCUSE ME?! What's wrong with my outfit it's perfectly appropriate!"
He just stared and sighed throwing his arms in the air. "ALL THE WOMEN IN THE WORLD AND I CHOSE A WALKING LIVING BANANA! JESUS, ALLAH, SACRED COW SAVE ME FROM THIS DEMON!"
Ugh ain't nothing wrong with my outfit
Blue shorts Black leggings Black shirt
Oh right and my banana jacket
Vanessa's outfit
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"Whatever let's just go." He nodded his head and took his keys. And we got into the car.
After a bunch of awkward side glances from people passing by we finally got there."Vanessa just try not to be eaten by a gorilla." I nodded my head rolling my eyes. "Whatever let's just hope the monkeys don't take you as one of them." Jordan gasped faking hurt "how dare you! Are you hinting that I'm ugly?!"
I quickly shook my head no. "of course not! I'm not hinting that you're ugly no no I'm stating the obvious." I shrugged and skipped to the entrance leaving a shooketh Jordan behind. "NESSA WAIT UP!" I laughed knowing this day will be fun. Well then let it begin.
3 hours later
"Please!!! Pleaseeee prettyyy pleaseeee" I poured and batted my eyelashes. You can obviously see Jordan hesitating. I mean who can say no to my adorable face like hello? "Ughhhh fine. I'll take you to the stupid gorillas but when he eats you I'll run and I'm not saving you." I grinned and then gave him the finger.
"Gorillas Gorillas Gorillas Gorillas Gorillas" I started chanting earning glares from parents. Why you may ask because currently I have a line of children behind me chanting "gorillas"
"Mr.Gorilla can we please have a talk." The gorilla came to me and gave me a bored look. "Are you happy"..no answer "are you sad" no answer "are you depressed?" No answer "are you hungry? Do you want food?" His eyes widened and his mouth opened in happiness and then that bro went back to his bored face and shook his head no. "Okay fine then I'll just eat the banana." I got the banana from my bag and was about to eat it until he freaking snatched it out of my hand!
"Aye bro you said you didn't want it." The gorilla shrugged and started peeling it. "GIVE ME MY BANANA!" He ignored me. "Yo Nessa are you okay?" Ughh "obviously not, this gorilla took my banana." Jordan rolled his eyes. "Mr uhh ermmm Gregory the gorilla can you please give Vanessa her banana back?" Jordan asked and Gregory freaking smiled and winked at Jordan WINKED! He tryna steal my boyfriend! "Yeah what he said" Gregory looked at me and spat on my face. Are you kidding me?! I'm sorry I can't handle this anymore.
"LISTEN UP GREGORY YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY BANANA BACK BEFORE I CALL THE COPS ON YOU!" One he steals my banana. Two he spits on my face. Three he's flirting with my future husband AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY to roll his eyes at me AND SHOO ME AWAY WHILE IM SCOLDING HIM.
Gregory suddenly looked at me in pity and threw me the banana and nodded. "Thank you" Greg smiled and waved at us. A couple of minutes passed and we got into the car.
"Hey Jordan why did Gregory suddenly become nice and gave me the banana back?" I'm hoping he knows. He's been acting weird. "I may or may have not told him that I would go on a date with him in Brazil." That STUPID GORILLA STILL WANTS TO TAKE MY BOYFRIEND?! OHHH IMMA FIGHT HILD MY HOOPS"
"Vanessa you don't have hoops." I crossed my arms and pouted "whatever" let's just go home before I go crazy on Greg.
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