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08 | MESSAGES

Woman Scorned has been added to "Comfort Foods"

Woman Scorned
What is this?

McFries
I don't know, I was added
before you

KFChica
It's the Comfort Foods
group, guys
I'm actually offended

Woman Scorned
I'm offends
You're all food puns
And I'm just the angry lady
that was cheated on

KFChica
Well
woman scorned sounds scary
And we need you to be scary
I have a plan

McFries
Oh no

KFChica
Ouch
But I may have taken Seb's
login details from his laptop
And I've been going through his
messages

Woman Scorned
And I'M the woman scorned?

KFChica
Oh shush
You're secretly grateful for
my skills
But he's planning on meeting her
at a restaurant in NY next
week

McFries
He's not meant to be back for like
a month

KFChica
Yeah but he's flying here for her
then going back

McFries
This is getting worse by the second
Why did you think it was a good
idea to tell us that?

Woman Scorned
Because it means we can observe
to catch him in the act

KFChica
That's my girl
I taught you well
So we'll go there
And we'll confront him
And then get some answers

McFries
Idk
This doesn't sound like a good
idea
But I'm on board

KFChica has renamed 'Woman Scorned' to 'Red Jellybean'

Red Jellybean
Okay
Explain

McFries
Yeah, why aren't I the jellybean
and she the fries

KFChica
Because you're tall blonde and
gorgeous
And she's cute and angry
And we both love jellybeans
And we love Riles
So she's a Red Jellybean

Red Jellybean
I like that