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imchrisevans our girl is turning two! TWO!!??!? she's a blessing because she happened to also bring me the most beautiful woman alive - hence why our wedding day was on her 1st birthday. It doesn't feel like I've been married for a year or that two years ago I was running through a Tokyo airport to book a flight straight to NY. So this is a dedication to both my beautiful daughter, wishing her the best birthday and my beautiful wife who has been one of the two best things that ever happened to me. ❤ #TimeToSpendMoneyOnMyGirls

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imsebastianstan I can assure we're very on time to the party
imchrisevans imsebastianstan which means you're very late
anthonymackie imchrisevans imsebastianstan blame it on HanWyatt, she takes forever to get ready and Seb just can't leave without her
user1 she's grown so much!!!
user2 the cutest 💕
user3 she's blessed to have such amazing parents with an amazing circle of friends
parkinsonriles of course Hannah is responsible for holding everyone back, what's the excuse this time? Is it that she's got some of Seb in her hair?
HanWyatt parkinsonriles that was a joke when I told you, I told know why you believed me
imchrisevans HanWyatt because it wasn't exactly the first time
imsebastianstan HanWyatt gET READY, OMG WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR PHONE
parkinsonriles I'm still confused as to why they're not together but that's none of my business
parkinsonriles actually it is because I'm her legal guardian
HanWyatt parkinsonriles listen, mom, this is my life, I can do what I want and who I want
imsebastianstan HanWyatt don't make me come back inside for you
HanWyatt imsebastianstan what will you do, spank me?
imchrisevans this was supposed to be a light-hearted dedication to my girls, not an opportunity for you guys to get your freak on
imchrisevans HanWyatt imsebastianstan but once again, it wouldn't be the first time

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parkinsonriles #tb to a time when the literal love of my life was teaching me how to read. Can't believe you're turning two!! I also can't believe I'm married to Chris Evans and for a whole year. A whole year if sharing his surname, his toothpaste, his shirts, his food, sometimes his socks, his hugs and his heart.

p.s the comments are disabled so that two certain sexually active people don't bring their romance into the comments section 👀

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BONUS

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Hanana

Hanana
You're a bitch
WE'RE NOT SEXUALLY
ACTIVE ANYMORE OMG

Momma Riley
Um
From what hear from Chris,
that's not true

Hanana
Do they really tell eachother
everything??

Momma Riley
Oh yes, it's disturbing
But I'm offended you
didn't tell me
Are you two like trying to
be something?

Hanana
Hahahahaha
That's really funny

Momma Riley
😑

Hanana
Oh you're not joking
Come on I thought
you knew me
I don't do relationships

Momma Riley
Yeah but Seb does
And you never stick to one
guy for those long
Hold up. I'm going to
spam him to ask you out

Hanana
What the frack

My Bucky

Capsicle
So
I just had a real funny
conversation with Riley

My Bucky
Oh god

Capsicle
When you going to ask her
out???

My Bucky
Never?¿?
She's not a relationship
person

Capsicle
You know
You guys have basically rolled
into the relationship zone whilst
you were busy doing each other

My Bucky
It's times like these
where I just want to be
around you

Capsicle
So you can thank me

My Bucky
So I can punch you
in your perfect teeth

Capsicle
You'll thank me when you're
the father of her kids 🤗