Wario and Waluigi are walking in the streets of Diamond City talking.
Wario: We'll never find a job. We have been fired from every job.
Waluigi: Maybe cause we haven't done a good job in any of them.
Wario: What about when we applied to work at Funky's Flight. We made a good impression on Funky and the customers.
*Flashback*
Funky: Welcome to Funky's Flights, where we offer people rides all over the world. You guys can fly a plane, right?
Wario: Yeah, I own one.
Waluigi: But I don... *Wario punches Waluigi*
Wario: He has experience to.
Funky: Great let's get you boys flying. We got some customers right now for each one of you.
Klump: Hey short stubby guy, take me to the Northern Kremisphere.
Wario: Alright fatty croc, move it.
Klump: *sarcastically* Such manners.
Tiny: Tall skinny purple freak.
Waluigi: What was that?
Tiny: Nothing. Um can you take me and Lanky to Vine Valley?
Waluigi: Fine you baby, I'll take you and your baboon friend.
Tiny: *whispers to Lanky* The longer you look at his face, the creepier and ugly it gets.
*End of Flashback*
Wario: We did a fine job at Funky's. Don't know why we got fired.
Waluigi: We broke the planes and lost the customers.
Wario: How about at Bomberman's Base?
Waluigi: We destroyed the town and sent Bomberman to the hospital.
Wario: Mario Kart Derby?
Waluigi: We ran over Lakitu and the fallen racers couldn't be rescued. If only the track wasn't beside high cliff edge.
Wario: Tom Nook's store?
Waluigi: We wrote rude things to the customers in letters, lost the delivery items, and miscalculated the house loan.
Wario: At least that duck Derwin had a free house because of us.
Waluigi: Which caused Nook to have a heart attack since he lost 1,000,000 bells.
Wario: Alright, we've been bad at every job. There must be one that we're good at. We need money pay the rent and now everything we destroyed. *Wario looks at something*
Waluigi: Wario, what is it?
Wario: Look. It's the bakery Yoshi's Cookie.
Waluigi: What about it?
Wario: They're hiring, let's go.
Waluigi: Can we even handle it?
Wario: Stop worrying too much. We'll do great.
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Wario & Waluigi: Wah-t A Job
FanfictionWario and Waluigi get a new job. But will there mischief screw them up or will it weirdly save them? This is an updated version of a story I made on Miiverse on Feb 3, 2014.
