Wario: Waluigi, another customer. Hello, welcome to Yoshi's Cookie how may I help you?
Mushbert: Can I please get a dozen chocolate chip cookies shaped like Jack from Toad Force V?
Wario: Ok, that will be 20 coins.
*Mushbert hands Wario 20 coins.* Thank you, your cookies should be done in 45 minutes. Waluigi, it's baking time!
Waluigi: I got the *drops sugar* sugar.
Oh man, what are we going to do.
Wario: Look Waluigi, I found a glass jar with white stuff in it.
Waluigi: Could this be sugar? Could be salt?
Wario: It clumps like sugar, smells like sugar, sticky like sugar, so it must be sugar. Let's use it.
Waluigi: But the label says DO NOT USE!(×50). Must be super expensive sugar. My mom used to do the same thing and was strict about it. Let's not use it.
Wario: Do you want to tarnish the owner's reputation for not caring for the customer or would you break the rule to help the owner.
Waluigi: *in a low voice* Help.
Wario: Exactly, so let's get the rest of the ingredients and finish these cookies.
*45 minutes later*
Mushbert: Are my cookies done?
Wario: Yes sir, they're ready. Nice and fresh.
Mushbert: Ok thanks. Let me just taste one, they smell really good.
Wario: How does it taste?
Mushbert: Tastes a little weird. I'm starting to feel sick in my stomach. I feel like using the bathroom real badly. *runs to the bakery bathroom*
Waluigi: What happened? We followed the recipe exactly and baked it enough so it isn't raw on the inside.
Wario: The label on the sugar jar is peeling off.
Waluigi: Must be the heat since it was close to the oven. Look there's another label underneath.
Wario: Superstar Laxative. That's a fast acting laxative. Most people who consume a teaspoon won't make it 7 feet without doing it.
Waluigi: Isn't there more than a teaspoon per cookie and isn't the bathroom in this place 10 ft from this counter. *Waluigi smells something* What's that smell? Oh no.
Wario: Oh man, he did on the floor. Disgusting.
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Wario & Waluigi: Wah-t A Job
FanfictionWario and Waluigi get a new job. But will there mischief screw them up or will it weirdly save them? This is an updated version of a story I made on Miiverse on Feb 3, 2014.
