Undertale Oneshots 2

Epic!Sans x F!Reader

A once in a lifetime request...
Whelp..4 more months of writers block after this
Requested by @mariamsokefun
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Epic!Sans POV

BRUH!

This bruh kid is so annoying...What are they even talking about? Riddles aren't my style.

Chara..the fallen...
So annoying...BRUH

"BRUH!" I yell as my super duper Gaster blasters fire at Chara and send her flying and crashing into 5 buildings. Knocking them down in the process.

"Yo Undyne, mind if I borrow that building over there?" I ask pointing at a narrow not wide tower.

"Sure, but why?"

I see the demon getting up. I lift up the tower and smash it down on Chara's face.

"You have got to be kidding me," I heard them say.

CRASH!

"Go Undyne...I'll deal with the brat."

Undyne leaves.

Heh heh...

The smoke clears...Chara isn't there. I sigh...

"I'm destroying this place faster than that bruh can move.."

I get a call..It's Y/N!

"Sans?"

"Waddup bruh?"

"Hi...I'm having difficulty and I need your help to explain what is going on to the people and the queen!"

"Can ya do it for me?"

I see Chara at the corner of my eye.

"Hold that thought."

"ENOUGH CHITCHAT BONEHEAD!"

My bruhful skills dodged every single attack Chara unleashed.

I grab Chara by the neck.

"CANT YOU SEE IM ON THE PHONE?"

I summon my bones and it knocks the bruh demon out of my way.
"This is going to be hard...I'm doing more damage than that bruh..."

"So Y/N, do it for me?"

"FINE! On one condition!"

"YAS! U DA BEST! What ya need bruh?"

"I find you attractive!"

"That's not a task for me..."

"Never said it was...now...go on a date with me?"

I blushed at the thought of going on a date with Y/N. I too found them attractive...sexy almost...

"Sure bruh! I'll do it after this child is gone...which will be almost forever."

"We got a deal Sans...or should I say...BRUH!"

They end the call and I just laugh.

I make Chara's soul blue after sensing they were sneaking behind me.

"Time out bruh!"

"What the..."

"It's pretty darn rude to go out and kill peeps."

I pick up Chara by magic and set her down, and by down I mean down and shattering another building.

"You know bruh...I got a date that I don't want to miss...so I suggest you just die and I'll go out with the hot chick."

"my head..."

"Man...you really don't care about other people don't ya? That's pretty darn rude bruh. You gonna have a bruh time."

~one bruh time later~

"How's by bruh?"

"Hello Sans..."

"Wassup Y/N? You know, going on this date was probably the best idea."

She laughs," Well sans, I'm sure that we will be together yes?"

"Not all the time, but sure bruh. Anything for my bruh. Ya know, ya lips are lonely, shall they meet mine?"

Y/N blushes so red that a strawberry would be jealous of her.

"Come here you?"

I grab Y/N by the head and move it towards mine in the result of a kiss.

Their lips tasted like...lips! Ha ha

Y/N shivered at the touch of my magic purple tongue. I internally giggled.

It ended with us gasping for air. A string of saliva was left of our kiss.

"Bruh...we shall be together forever."

"I love the sound of that..."

And the chapter ends with Y/N and I kissing once more and getting frisky in my bed.

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FUCKING DAMN IT MY FOURTH WALL IS BROKEN!

You know how hard it is to fix that?

I'm going to make a poem about someone in my next chapter

This book reaches 1k reads I'll do a Q & A about me! What else would it be about...

You want to know about my life? It's about 3 things....

1. Getting money
2. Getting pussy
3. And the dewy decimal system