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FUCK YOU STRIDER [Davekat]

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karkat vantas is an ass yes but DAVE FUCKING STRIDER is an even bigger bulge sucker then most will the ass fall for the bulge licker or will he just fucking kill him? Also this is AU where the game never happened but there are trolls

#brostrider #cutting #davekat #davestrider #dirktrider #kanaya #karkatvantas #possiblerape #rose #triggering #triggers

the ass and the asswhore

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by benshapiroisgreat

by benshapiroisgreat

Dedicated to @buzzysylvie and @troublingchild
~Im currently dying so yay also got me a matesprite so yay also this will be extra long to fulfill your davekat needs until I get my glasses~

*be le nubby troll*

WAIT did you hear him right he wants *you* to go over to *his* house? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THAT DICK IS AN ASSMUNCHING BULGELIKCKING NOOKFONDLEING PIECE OF EVERLOVING SHIT!! "FINE" wait what the hell just happened you were about to cuss his ass out when all of a sudden your damn protein shute had to go and ruin your afternoon fuck."Hell yea bro when do ya wanna come over like maybe right after school?" His voice sounding hesitant later on so you look at him and say "Fuck you but fine" then that ass had to go and say "when and where?" with his famous smirk all you can say is"when in the EVERLOVING fuck did I say I wanted to fuck *you* your just a smirking PIECE of shit and I don't even know your gogdamn name!!" He even had the audacity to reply with "The name's Strider.Dave Strider". Well fuck him not literally but still what an ass

**le timeskip to after the hell is over**

[carcinoGenisist began trolling 'the group']

CG:GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE IT BUT THE DOUCHE INVITED ME TO HIS HOUSE ISN'T THAT FUCKING GREAT

GA:...

AC:Have fun:)

CA: I thought you hated him?

CG:I DO I WAS BEING SARCASTIC FUCKFACE

CA:RUDE vvery rude indeed

[carcinoGenisist ceased trolling 'the group']

Great now I only have seconds before that stridouche will be here to force me to go with him to his house.

[/-\]~me