Aries- Dodge punches and gun shots.
Taurus- Walks into waiter carrying food.
Gemini- Free food for one year.
Cancer- Spill your coffee.
Leo- Get knocked out.
Virgo- Randomly catch fire.
Libra- Falls back onto a utensil.
Scorpio- $46,000 worth of scratch cards get stolen.
Sagittarius- Gets shot by Bela.
Capricorn- You lose your shoe.
Aquarius- You fall over everything.
Pisces- Drops gun and almost gets shot.
