TF2 x Reader

Merasmus x Reader

(Requested by LoudPanda121)

You were just looking for a job. You wanted to work in the Badlands but didn't want to be on team. Mann Co. was your only choice. You met Saxton Hale who was super nice. Even though you got the job, something didn't feel right. Saxton Hale introduced you to Ms. Pauling, the crew, and his most recent employee, Merasmus. Something about him seemed so... hot. Wait, what are thinking (Y/N)? He had a skull hat! He's more creepier than Pyro. Well, anyway, let's get started.

(Later)

You were at the front desk getting some coffee (even though I don't drink it) when a man came through the door. "Delivery to Saxton Hale." He said. You sign for it and take to package. You start to head upstairs. You were almost to his room. You couldn't see forward but you know where you were going. But you didn't see Merasmus heading towards you, not paying attention (cuz he been texting his sis. I know he doesn't have one. His sis is one of my OCs) and you two bumped into each other causing you to almost drop the package. "I'm sorry Merasmus!" You tell him. Then, he said with his hot, sexy voice (Why am I talking like Aphmau?) "It's fine. I wasn't paying attention. I should be apologizing." You smile at the thought of him being the gentlemen he really is. But quickly snap out of it. "Well, I need to head to Saxton Hale's room." You tell him. "I can give it to him of you like." He offers. You decline so he gets out of the way.

(At Saxton Hale's room)

You open the door to see no one there. You leave to package on the desk but you see some of his plans to punch everything into extinction. You shuddered at the thought. You turned around to leave but to see Saxton Hale standing behind you. "What are you doing in my office?" He asks you. You were shaking in fear. "I was j-just bringing you a p-package." You stuttered. He gave a concerned look and said, "Next time, leave it at my door." You nod your head and speed walked out of the room. Merasmus stopped you in your tracks when you tried to leave the building. "It's not closing time. Everything alright?" He asks you. You debate whether or not to tell Merasmus about the plan. You lie and say the team needed you. He nodded and let you go. You ran out the door and straight to the Badlands.

(At the Badlands)

You stopped to catch your breath. You hear footsteps behind you. You turn to see no one. "Spy?" You ask. He appeared in front of you. "You got me." He noticed you out of breath. "You okay? You look like you saw a ghost." He asked. You tell Spy what you saw. "But he gave that plan years ago. Unless..." he paused. You heard footsteps coming but to your surprise, it was just Ms. Pauling just coming for Scout (for you-know-what *wink wink nudge nudge* they're going on a date. Get your mind out of the gutter). You get up and head back to the office.

(At the office)

Merasmus was there with a special girl. You assumed it was his girlfriend. "Oh hey Ms. (L/N). I want you to meet someone." He called out. You walk over to him. "Ms. (L/N), this is my sister."

You shake hands as Merasmus asks for a moment with you.

(Oh boy...)

He takes you over to the storage area. "So what do you wa-" you were interrupted by him kissing you. You... liked it. You kiss back.

(After what felt like an hour but was really 5 mins)

Merasmus was explaining to you about the plans. "He did give up that plans years ago but he hid them and just found them again." That made a lot of sense.

I got bored and ran out of ideas so this is the end! :P