MY WEIRD THOUGHTS👽

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🛀🏻Wait, if wood is made from trees and paper is made from wood... AND money is made from paper.... DOES THAT MEAN WE ARE SURROUNDED BY UNLIMITED MONEY?....
ATLAST WE ARE RICHHHH💰

🛀🏻Why do I ship Lars and Sadie?

🛀🏻If I weigh 99 lbs and I eat 1 pound of pretzel would I be 1% pretzel?

🛀🏻Why am I not famous yet?

🛀🏻Lars and Sadie are really cute!!!

🛀🏻is it Christmas yet?

🛀🏻LARS AND SaDIeEeeeEeee

🛀🏻Why is it called a restroom when the LAST thing you do is rest???

🛀🏻I WONDER IF I CAN GET A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING ABLE TO FIT TO WHOLE FEET IN MY MOUTH?!... one sec
*eh* "just a sec" *AAAHHHHHHH*
No. no I can't...

🛀🏻Gloves should be called hand socks!

🛀🏻No wait... socks should be called foot gloves!

🛀🏻Humans are basically blood filled skin balloons...

🛀🏻WAIT IM NOT A PERSON WITH A SKELETON INSIDE OF ME... IM A BRAIN INSIDE OF A SKELTON OMFG...

🛀🏻MY WHOLE FAMILY HAVE SEEN ME NAKED... when I was little~

🛀🏻As I child I was once put down and never picked up again 😳

🛀🏻Do your teddy bears stare at you when you're sleeping?...

🛀🏻When I'm deleting apps... are they shaking because they are scared of being deleted?

🛀🏻You know how 'names like Mary, Eleanor, Susan etc' are typically old people names, will our names be weird and old when we're old and wrinkly?

🛀🏻An alarm clock is honestly EXACTLY like a digital mum screaming at you to wake up!

🛀🏻'participation award' is practically an award for failure...