🛀🏻Wait, if wood is made from trees and paper is made from wood... AND money is made from paper.... DOES THAT MEAN WE ARE SURROUNDED BY UNLIMITED MONEY?....
ATLAST WE ARE RICHHHH💰🛀🏻Why do I ship Lars and Sadie?
🛀🏻If I weigh 99 lbs and I eat 1 pound of pretzel would I be 1% pretzel?
🛀🏻Why am I not famous yet?
🛀🏻Lars and Sadie are really cute!!!
🛀🏻is it Christmas yet?
🛀🏻LARS AND SaDIeEeeeEeee
🛀🏻Why is it called a restroom when the LAST thing you do is rest???
🛀🏻I WONDER IF I CAN GET A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING ABLE TO FIT TO WHOLE FEET IN MY MOUTH?!... one sec
*eh* "just a sec" *AAAHHHHHHH*
No. no I can't...🛀🏻Gloves should be called hand socks!
🛀🏻No wait... socks should be called foot gloves!
🛀🏻Humans are basically blood filled skin balloons...
🛀🏻WAIT IM NOT A PERSON WITH A SKELETON INSIDE OF ME... IM A BRAIN INSIDE OF A SKELTON OMFG...
🛀🏻MY WHOLE FAMILY HAVE SEEN ME NAKED... when I was little~
🛀🏻As I child I was once put down and never picked up again 😳
🛀🏻Do your teddy bears stare at you when you're sleeping?...
🛀🏻When I'm deleting apps... are they shaking because they are scared of being deleted?
🛀🏻You know how 'names like Mary, Eleanor, Susan etc' are typically old people names, will our names be weird and old when we're old and wrinkly?
🛀🏻An alarm clock is honestly EXACTLY like a digital mum screaming at you to wake up!
🛀🏻'participation award' is practically an award for failure...
YOU ARE READING
MY WEIRD THOUGHTS👽
HumorHonestly this is just random crap that somehow finds it's way into my head... yup😐 //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Every chapter should have around 20 thoughts x -J