My Adventures on Omegle

My conversation with a random stranger on Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey there

Stranger: how are you?

You: slightly horny now that you asked

Stranger: well thats nice

You: jks im actually slightly pissed off

Stranger: why?

You: well my cat ate my cereal

You: so now im gonna be hungry for school later

You: which means im gonna be grumpy

You: then fail all my tests

You: and my friends will hate me

You: so pretty much

You: my cat has ruined my life

You: more than he'll ever know

Stranger: put some cereal in a bag or cup fill it with milk and youre good to go

You: oh my god ur amazing i love you

Stranger: hahaha

You: ok the cereal is in the back pack, what type of milk should i pour in it

You: im just worried i might get my laptop wet tho

Stranger: and if anyone asks why you are doing that just tell them this is the real hunger games

Stranger: take it in your hand

You: and then ill get a detention cus my laptop is broken\

You: and ill fail my tests

You: and my friends will hate me cus i dont have a laptop anymore

You: so basically

You: you've ruined my life

You: more than youll ever know

Stranger: hold it in your hand

You: YOURE A GENIUS

You: wait but then ill spill it on the bus

You: and ill get my uniform wet

You: then ill get a detention

You: and my friends will hate me for having a wet uniform

You: so basically

Stranger: Have you ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You: youve ruined my life more than youll ever know

You: i think you need a thesaurus

You: cus that sentence did not make sense

You: http://thesaurus.com/