You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi or Hey
Stranger: hey
You: I will let you live
Stranger: lol okay
Stranger: asl?
You: Location: YOUR BIG FAT ASS!
Stranger: nice
You: GENDER: human centipede
You:age: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Stranger: we have lots in common
Stranger: the difference is you have a MASSIVE ASS
You: do you have 15 nipples as well?
You: no that you sorry
Stranger: I have 16 actually
You: oh well that could be a problem
You have disconnected.
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My Adventures on Omegle
HumorWarning! This story contains rude language, inappropriate themes, and lots of laughs! If you don't know what Omegle it is a creepie website where you go on and talk to complete strangers. So me and my friend couldn't pass up the opportunity to compl...