You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there
You: BUDDY
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: f
You: wbu
Stranger: from where dear
You: BUDDY
Stranger: 18 m
You: you can call me dear under one condition
You: i can call you buddy
Stranger: tell me the conditin
You: i just did
You: i can call you buddy
You: BUDDY
You: im from aussie
You: BUDDY
Stranger: do u use facebook or whats app
You: if i wanted to use facebook why would be on this webstie
Stranger: whats ur name
You: beyonce
Stranger: u use kik or not
You: nope
Stranger: can u call me now
You: if i wanted to use kik, why would i be on here
You: NO BUDDY
You: IF I WANTED TO CALL PEOPLE WHY WOULD I BE ON HERE
Stranger: u use only omegle..
You: when i fucking want to
You: and i use kik when i want to
You: and i use facebook when i want to
You: WHICH IS NOT NOW
Stranger: send me ur kik link
You: NO BUDDY
You: I DONT KOW YOU
Stranger: & whats ur age baby
You: i agreed to dear not baby
You: unless
You: i get to call you
You: LIL SHIT
Stranger: which social sites do u use
You: i use whichever ones i feel like
You: most of them
You: LIL SHIT
You: why dont you tell me something about urself
Stranger: m from india...& my age is 18
You: www.typinglessons.com
You: let me help you
Stranger: for whhat
You: typing
You: you're so slow omg
Stranger: ad me on kik
You: NO BUDDY
You: YOU LIL SHIT
You: I DONT WANT TO USE KIK
You: I DONT KNOW YOU
You: IF I WANTED TO USE KIK, ID BE ON KIK, BUT IM NOT, IM ON HERE
Stranger: but we will come to know each other in a short time...
You: NO BUDDY
Stranger: as omegle is made for knowing strangers
You: NO IT'S NOT
Stranger: u r so nice girl
You: IT'S MADE FOR TALKING TO STRANGERS
Stranger: tell me ur age
You: oh really now buddy
You: NO U LIL SHIT
(After about a ten minute break of getting food)
Stranger: than u must fuck urself...u mother fucker....bullshit....ass hole
Stranger has disconnected.
YOU ARE READING
My Adventures on Omegle
HumorWarning! This story contains rude language, inappropriate themes, and lots of laughs! If you don't know what Omegle it is a creepie website where you go on and talk to complete strangers. So me and my friend couldn't pass up the opportunity to compl...