Chapter 5: Mommy Lori and Daddy Bobby

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Oh great another....wait its Lori who's pregnant this time not Rita...proceed.

So Ronnie Anne and I are currently at Bobby and Lori's house studying. As well as listening to music with our noise cancelling headphones.

"MAN, SMOOCH'S NEW ALBUM SOUNDS AWESOME!" I said with my headphones.

"WHAT?" Ronnie Anne asked.

"I SAID, MAN, SMOOCH'S NEW ALBUM SOUNDS AWESOME!" I said.

"NO I DONT THINK ITS SAFE TO EAT A POSSUM," said Ronnie Anne, "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DISEASE THEY CARRY?"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT KATY PERRY?" I asked.

Unbeknownst to us Lori started screaming, loudly.

Bobby then came down all flustered.

"Guys we got to go to the hospital, Lori's in labor," said Bobby.

"PREWEE HERMAN AND JEFFREY TAMBOR?" Ronnie Anne asked, "THATS A WEIRD COMBO!"

"WHY WOULD YOU LICK A LIGHTSABER?" I asked, "THAT WOULD KILL YOU MAN!"

Bobby takes off our headphones.

"I said LORI'S IN LABOR!" said Bobby.

"Okay that makes much more sense," said Ronnie Anne.

Later on we went to the hospital, I told mom and dad what's going on and they ran over to the hospital along with Lynn and Lily since Lana is banned from the maternity ward, don't ask, Lola hates babies because she thinks they smell weird, and she didn't want Lucy here because she apparently can scare a newborn.

"Who are you talking to?" Ronnie Anne asked me.

"I told you, the readers," I said.

"Oh right, like a sane Deadpool," said Ronnie Anne.

"Almost, but yeah," I said.

Bobby then walks out wearing a surgical mask.

"Its a boy," said Bobby.

Everyone got a smile on their faces.

A few minutes later we then meet my new nephew, "Roberto Alejandro Martinez-Millan Luis Santiago, the Third," or as they will call him, "Little Bobby."

"Baby," said Lily looking at Little Bobby.

"Yes Lily, that is your little nephew Lils," saod Lori.

"What does that mean?" Lily asked.

"Ill explain, your now officially an aunty," I said.

"Woah...I'll be a weird aunt," said Lily.

Meanwhile afterwords, Lori and Bobby posted it on facebook and our sisters abroad.

Leni: OMG I can't believe the Stork made you eat it then poop it out.

Remember Leni isn't the brightest color in the Crayola box.

Luna: Really can't wait to shred some lullabies for him on my guitar.

Luan: I hope having a baby doesn't STINK😄😄 huh apparently I'm not done with my bad puns yet.

Lisa: I know my roommate Sheldon said no girly shrieking but....

Lisa: I know my roommate Sheldon said no girly shrieking but

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Lori: why is the Nickelodeon logo on the bottom corner?

Lisa: Webcam is like that for some reason, anyway I'm about to test my roommate for crazy, he claims otherwise because his mother had home tested....I'm going to prove him wrong.

Yes I made Lisa's roommate Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, I have a feeling Lisa would do crazy experiments on him like she does on everyone else. Anyway give this a vote and a comment and I will see you next time.

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