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Marlene: Meet my deer friend, James.
Sirius: He's very fawned of a broad named Lily Evans.
Marlene: He's head over tails for her.
Sirius: But he acts all stag-nant around her.
James: *Shoots a deadly look at them* I hate you two.
Sirius: Now, now...
Marlene: Don't get your antlers in a twist.
Remus: Give the poor bloke a break.
Sirius: Oh have we made you howling mad?
Marlene: We only see this side of Remus once in a blue moon.
Remus: *facepalm*

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