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*Lily knocks on the door while James is wrapping her birthday present*

James: You can't come in.

Lily: Why not?

James: Because, uh, Sirius is naked.

Sirius: What?

James: Well I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.

Sirius: Why does anyone have to be naked?

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