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Ive been gone 😂 (poor alex)

~•WELCOME TO THE CHURCH (fountain of youth) OF CORL•~
💍+👓+✡+🇰🇷= Try guys

Lol just to know I'm not dead. Here are some quotes that are all from one video that I also was annoying taylor, Lexi, and Kendra with. Okokok here we go

(All from this video. It's my favorite I swear."

*insert Corl saying "shut up Alex" 4 times*

Denis: "I think we're all good then."
Corl: "Yeah, I think you're okay then."
Alex: "Yeah.. I think you're an idiot."
Corl: "I always saw that."
Denis: *triggered*
Alex: "oh snap!"

Denis: "go to Alexsucks.com!"
Alex: "don't do that, that's probably not a good website.."
Corl: "EverybodyhatesAlex.org!"
Alex: "you guys love me.."
Corl: lol no
Alex: "Alex is awesome! There we go ;D."
Corl: "DeportAlex.gov"
Alex: "where to? I'm a British man."
(Guys, Kendra looked it up.. Alexsucks.com is a real site 😂)

Corl: "no power ups sound lame. I want to get powered up, I want to get hyped!"
Denis: "yeaah!"
Alex: "wanna get those rocket launchers,.. Those cheeses?"
Corl: "Alex, stop trying to fit in ;-;."
Denis: "haha oh wow!"
Alex: "I'm trying to fit in as much as I can.."
Corl: "I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I love you."

"Unsubscribe Alex, do it. I dare you but you can't do a dang without my videos you know it." - Corl

Alex: "Corl, why did you say no power ups?"
Corl: "Because when worse comes to worse I will."

Alex: "Someone in the comment said that 'Corl and Denis rock!"
Corl: ".. And I said 't h a n k s  b a b e !"

Alex: "Oh, are you spying on Denis?"
Corl: "Yes, I am the United States government."

"ALEX! I HOPE YOU GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT!!" -Corl

Alex: "The cave guys look at the crystals!"
Corl: "Shut up, Alex!"
Alex: "C O R L!!1!"
Denis: "oooo wow"
Alex: "No! None of that faffing!"
Corl: "I'm kidding but I'm not"

Corl: "Alex, stop lying to me. I'm angered by your lies and deception. IM DONE WITH U!"
Alex: "But you have beautiful, blue eyes.."
Corl: "You'll never see them again."
Alex: *Cri*

Corl: "THIS IS CRAP! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
Alex: *celebrates*
Corl: "I got a knife, Alex! I'm going to stab for this crap!"

Alex: *triggered*
Corl: "Why are you so offended?"
Alex: "Because you're offending, Corl!"
Corl: "You're such a B a b y.."
Alex: I'm not a baby I'm a big old.. D a d d y!"
*Denis and Corl laugh hysterically*

AMERICA FIRST!!!1!!!1!

~Clarissaah, Made in China ❤️🌻🌹

"Than, this is a NUDE beach."
"Well I'll be darned, yes it is!" -Than, MPGIS  <--

"Zach, you look like a three month old baby."
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