chris🥂
yuuri; hi? you sad you wanted to talk in private?
received wednesday 19:45
chris; hi yuuri !!
chris; sorry :/ i know i said on the group chat that i wanted to talk in private like more than three days ago
chris; but i got rly caught up in skating and otayuri canonness but hi !!
chris; with this window of free time with my mother not telling me i was a mistake seeing as she is out getting her hair done i can finally talk to you
yuuri; ...
yuuri; hi chris
chris; my mother is lovely, really
chris; anyWAY
chris; so this is about a stupid russian dude who i have the misfortune of being friends with
yuuri; ah
yuuri; victor
chris; i rue the day i traded pokemon cards with him as a chubby five year old and a "friendship" was formed
chris; anYWAY getting back on trACK
chris; so i know that you guys got off on the wrong foot
yuuri; oh you mean the drunk texting at 2 a.m. ?
yuuri; no i'm used to stuff like that
yuuri; sometimes phichit netflix binges and then can't get to sleep so he texts me
yuuri; or i can't sleep bc i have realised that i myself and life and just everything in general and text him
yuuri; and late night texting conversations are always weird so i barely batted an eye when a drunk russian started messaging me
chris; wait a minute
chris; firstly
chris; please don't say that you hate yourself bc even though i don't realllly know you you seem really nice and phichit told me in maths that you are an awesome friend
chris; plus god gave you amAzINg thighs so
chris; just putting it out there
chris; seCONDLY
chris; by you and victor "getting off on the wrong foot" i was more talking about how you were so drunk at jj's party about six months ago that you stripped, pole danced and threw yourself at victor asking him to "be your coach"
chris; i mean
chris; if that wasn't a memorable introduction i don't know what was

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