Simon: I want to punch her in the eye. With a rusty fork.
Simon: Well this is awkward. I did not mean to text that to you. Hi dad.
Luke: LOL, hi Simon. Do not forget to wear gloves, keep the fingerprints off of the fork. Even if it is a rusty one
Simon: My favorite part of this is how you do not even ask who it is
Luke: The less I know, the less can say during the interrogation
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