In the Spotlight

Chapter Four: No Hetero

A/N: Headcannon that Lily calls Connor and Michael her brothers rather than brothers in-law.

I'm making it happen.

The next night, Lily learnt a very valuable lesson: to never leave her phone unattended around Evan, Connor, Jeremy and Michael again.

The fact that she had forgotten to change her passcode didn't exactly help, nor did the fact that Connor was a little bit drunk.

Okay, a lot drunk.

She walked into the living room to see Connor holding her phone whilst Michael was trying to grab it off him. He was typing something. Jeremy and Michael were arguing about something.

"What's going on?" Lily asked.

They all stopped. She ran over and snatched the phone out of Connor's hands to see he was changing his contact name.

To Michael can fuck off.

Lily sighed and looked at Michael's contact. It was Best Brother (I-L).

Evan's contact was Best Bro Ever🌲. Jeremy's was In Your Dreams, Evan.

"Why?" Lily asked. "I'll just name you Brothers One, Two, Three and Four."

"I want to be Brother One!" Connor shouted, raising his hand.

"Fuck off, Connor!" Evan exclaimed. "No one cares!"

"Are you drunk, Evan?" Lily asked.

He paused. "Maybe. I don't know. It's none of your damn business!"

"I'll take that as a yes."

Evan then frowned. "Wait, I didn't mean that." He walked over to Connor and put an arm around his shoulder, then walked over to Lily, putting his other arm around hers. He held them close. "I love you guys."

"Gayyyy," Connor laughed.

Evan turned his head and kissed him. He kissed back.

"Who's gay now?" Evan smiled.

"Still you," Connor replied.

"Anyway," Lily said, somehow managing to get out of Evan's grasp. "I'll just have you saved as your actual names. That's your punishment."

"But-" Michael began to protest.

"Nope! Actual names." Lily pulled up their contacts and typed their names into the name space.

"By the way," Connor slurred. "Your friend Crystal is nice."

"What?" Lily asked, confused. Connor hadn't met Crystal. Right?

"Evan told me about your... situation."

"What situation?" She asked.

"He told me about you thinking you're straight. So I did some observations and saw that there is some hardcore flirting going on between you and Crystal." He smiled. "I decided to try and speed things up a bit."

Lily shook her head, opening her messages app. It wasn't pretty.

Lily: heyyy

Lily: i love tou

Lily: no hetero

Crystal: What?

Lily: i reakky love yoy

Crystal: Are you drunk?

Lily: noooo

Lily: im vety gay for you