Me: Sealand! Come here!
Sealand: Yes? What is it!
Me: You have an ask and a dare!
Sealand: Woooooooo!
Me: It's our last one from Skynide33! First- the dare is for you to do jumping jacks for 5 minutes straight.
Sealand: Alright! I can do that!
Me: Then do it.
Sealand: *starts doing jumping jacks*
Ladonia: Hahahahahaha
TRNC: Suffer.
Sealand: What? This is fun!!!!!!
~5ish minutes later~
Sealand: *finishes* *is somehow not very tired*
Me: Do you want to answer your question now?
Sealand: Sure!
Me: Lemme just break the fourth wall, hold on a sec.
-Wall = Broken-
Me: Okay, here it is.
Me: "Did you know that you're the constant target for shotacon and pedophilic fanfics in the fandom? I'm not joking."
Sealand: Yes, yes I do! And it's really really weird, and I hate it please stop guys! I'm only twelve physically! Stop shipping me and Wy with Seborga or anyone else older than us! No!!!!!
Me: Yeah... guys no. That's like shipping a sixth/seventh grader with a senior in high school... No. Why.
Me: No pedophilia in my goddamn lobby!!11!!!!1!!!1!!1
Sealand: Why do people write that stuff anyway...
Me: I have no idea, but regardless of why, it needs to stop.
Everyone: *agrees*
Me: Like... it's not even just Sealand though. It's all of you! Plus Moldova(which shocks me he's like 7 guys why do you ship him).
Me: You know what- before I start ranting, I'm going to stop and fix the fourth wall and erase all their memories, hold on.
-Wall has been fixed and memories were erased-
Me: There.
Sealand: didn't you say I had a question too?
Me: Nope. Never mind.
Sealand: Um- ok...
Me: Anyway...
Me: Remember to leave asks and dares in the comments!
Me: I love you all.
Me: I start school tomorrow.
Me: Yep.
Me: Keeping these notes to a minimum because I'm tired lmao.
Me: Byeeee!
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