Kissing ;)

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Me: Hey! We have some more dares!

Me: And these relate to certain

Me: SHIPS

Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me: mawhahahhahhahahah *cough*

Me: Anyway!

Me: The first dare is for Ladonia and Kugelmugel!

Ladonia: oh great what do we have to do

Me: mercurykincaid56 wants you two to make out in front of Austria and Hungary and the Nordics!

Kugelmugel: Why.

Me: I don't know why- maybe they ship it??

Kugelmugel: Well I'm not making out with Ladonia, even if he is art.

Ladonia: ESPECIALLY NOT IN FRONT OF OUR FAMILIES JFC

Me: Kiss on the cheek????? or something??? just kiss

Ladonia: we can do that

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*In a room with the Nordics, AusHun, LadKugel, and Me*

Me: Go on

LadKugel: *kiss each other's cheeks*

Austria: *SHOOK*

Hungary: Aww~

Norway:

Denmark: *LAUGH LAUGH* THAT'S CUTE

Finland: *grin grin grin* Hurt my son and you die

Sweden: 👌

Iceland: *no reaction*

Sealand: EW GROSS WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT

Ladonia: *scowl*

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Me: The other dare is also from mercurykincaid56 and it's for Hutt River and Seborga!

Seborga: Ciao~ I'm here!

Hutt River: *flips hair* The fabulous me is also here!

Seborga: What is our dare?

Me: It is for you two to make out in front of Australia, New Zealand, Italy and Romano. (and im going to add Wy and Rome too)

Me: And Molossia can't be anywhere near you.

Molossia: IM SORRY W H A T

Molossia: FUCK NO

Seborga: I've kissed him before, Molly, it's not a big deal.

Hutt River: Mhm. Best friends can kiss, you peasant.

Seborga: :) In fact I've kissed most of the people here.

Molossia: W AHT

Iceland: You've never kissed me

Luxembourg: Yes he has, I was there.

Seborga: of course there've been different kinds of kisses, like some people I've only kissed their cheek, but most of them I've kissed on the mouth and/or made out with.

Molossia: HWAT AIUSHFLKADHAKDAFKCLSDJODIAHKJHLJHLk *self destructs*

Seborga: oh dear

Hutt River: finally he got what he deserved

Me: well that takes care of keeping him away

Luxembourg: yes it does

Me: you don't seem affected by this at all

Luxembourg: I know it doesn't mean anything they're best friends

Luxembourg: plus it's always been a fantasy of mine I see this

Me: oH

Me: ANYWAY

Me: now you two can kiss!

Me: well i have to summon your families first

Me: *summons families*

Me: GO DO YOUR DARE

Seborga: *smile*

Hutt River: *smile*

SebHutt: *kiss*

SebHutt: *hug*

SebHutt: *fucking maKE OUT*

Romano: *what the fuck face* WHAT THE FUCK

Italy: ... :)?

Rome: EHHH??? I THOUGHT HE WAS DATING THE MEAN ONE

Australia: NO- NO- NOT ANOTHER ONE- STOP DEFILING MY BABY BROTHER

New Zealand: Aussie shut up

Wy: NO *covers eyes* STOP

And then something appears in the distance. It's Molossia, glowing with the rage of a thousand suns and falling through the sky.

Molossia: *SCREAMING AND SWEARING* *lands on Hutt and knocks him over* biTCH

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I'm sorry
This is such crack
It's the middle of the night
Save me

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