Eyebrows?

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Me: Sealand! There's something for you again!

Sealand: WOOO

Me: Yeah! georgipopupbitch says "
I triple dog dare Sealand to shave England's eyebrows and mail them to Russia with no context!

Sealand: YES

-Timeskip provided by the Iggybrows-

England: *asleep*

Sealand: *sneaks up on him*

England: *sleps*

Sealand: *snickers and shaves those thiccccc eyebrows*

England: *doesn't even realize*

Sealand: *runnnnnnsssssss away sanik speed*

Sealand: *puts the eyebrows in an envelope*

Me: *takes the envelope*

Sealand: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cOUGh*

-Time skip brought to you by what the fuck sealand inc.-

Me: *hands Russia the "letter"*

Russia: *opens it*

Russia: Oh? Someone sent me some caterpillars, da~?

Me: Those aren't caterpillars, Ivan.

Russia: Hm... Oh! It's England's eyebrows! That makes more sense~

America: *scREAM*

China: WHAT *sCREam*

Me: lolololololololol

England: SEALAND YOU *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Me: I'm so sorry

Me: lol this was great

Me: Happy one week until Christmas

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