Stupid Muggle School

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      The weekend has ended! Why? Why?! WHY!? I have to go to muggle school. Ew. I JUST WANT TO PLAY QUITTIDCH AND GO TO TRANSFIGURATION CLASS AND GET A WAND FROM OLLIVANDERS AND HAVE HOLIDAY FEASTS IN THE GREAT HALL AND TALK TO MY HOUSE GHOST AND GO TO HOGSMEADE AND PRACTICE SPELLS AND BE A WITCH! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

     Apparently it is according to my Mom.   But I don't want to go to school! They're making us cook! I'm not too good at cooking!

    Our countries and cultures yeacher is making us cook this:

    Our countries and cultures yeacher is making us cook this:

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Except with sliced mangos, pineapple, and fried coconut.

    We're in freaking middle school! Do they want to start a fire?

    Wishing to die in a hole,

Allie Pruella Mayes

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