So here is a conversation I had with my mom while cleaning out my stuffies. Because, I am mentally 4.
Mom: Allie can we get rid of this teddy bear?
Me: Nooo! Not Bon Jovi!
Mom: Seriously? Bon Jovi?
Me: He's a cowboy. On a steel horse he rides.
Mom: Well now he's humping a teddy bear.
Me: Mom. What. The. The. Actual. Heck. Was. That. *lmaoing*
Mom: Truth, daughter.
So here is my Mom convo! This like legit happened! I died. I got plenty more Mom convos! Want a part 2? Comment!
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The Amazon Geisha'd
RandomJust some stuff I've been tagged in, status updates rants, and fandom and random comment conversations! Please read! It'll be fun! Come read please! I'm lonely!