Signs in a fight

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Signs in a fight

Aries: knocks you out in one punch

Taurus: *wild warrior chants*

Gemini: multiple smacks and purple nurple (guys there are no words rhyming to purple btw)

Cancer: *crying*

Leo: Makes the fight look like an UFC match

Virgo: Brutal kicks on the face

Libra: Brings all their friends to jump on you

Scorpio: *summons satan*

Sagittarius: "Wait, what are we doing again?"

Capricorn: matrix moves

Aquarius: straight to the point and no bullshit fight

Pisces: flirts their way out of the situation

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