"Mark is (c/n) in bed yet?"
"No (y/n) he/she won't go to bed because they want you to read them a story"
"Ugh mark I just got home from work and I need to relax"
"I'm sorry sweetie but mom can't come"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYY"
"Coming-.-*"
"Thank you (y/n)"
-puts baby to sleep-
"Now wanna go have some fun with my joy stick in your tight-"
"No we are not waking that baby from that small thing you call your dick"
"Buttttttttt baby I miss entering you"
"No I'm still sore after last night"
">:( plzzzzzz"
"Ugh fine your just lucky I love you"
