AJ: so children... when two people get very, very bored in Study Hall this is what happens...
Danny: yup, it's almost like when two adults get very, very bored except they do.. other stuff...
AJ: we don't get paid enough to give 'the talk'
Danny: I wish we got paid at all
AJ: wait if we don't get paid then I can say whatever I want right?????
Danny: not anything, people are probably gonna report this account anyway, but if you say whatever you want it'll definitely get reported
AJ: FUCK THAT LIKE YOUR DAD DID YOUR MOM!!! THAT'S RIGHT IT'S REPRODUCTION PEOPLE
Danny: I give up, let's just let them read the story
AJ: FINE
Once upon a time in a land really, and I mean realllllly, far away there lived a dude named Bob.
He wasn't really a dude, more of a triangle thing.
We're not really sure if it's a guy or not either.
It could be both for all we know, but anyways back to the story.
Bob loved pineapple, but was deadly allergic.
He would always try and take pineapple away from people to eat it but they refused.
But that didn't stop Bob, he loved pineapple so much he would go to the store.
But one day the store clerk figured out that Bob was allergic to pineapple, and he stopped letting him buy it, which in turn got him fired.
So Bob went to Larry the store clerks house and ate him while he slept.
BUT HE LIVED!!
And is still inside of Bob to this day, pushing whatever pineapple Bob eats back up.
Then they lived happily ever after.
BUT WAIT!
He actually ate the pineapple instead, the end!
Ok then.... ANOTHER
AJ: just to let you guys know these stories are not going to get less weird
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
line by line stories
AcakThis is Danny speaking so this is gonna be me and AJ writing one line each of a story. Most of these will most likely be short and only funny to us, but we do hope you find them funny as well! -Danny Wow you make it sound soooooooo boring tho -AJ
