There was a person named Peter.
He was a giant dick eater.
Just like Danny.
Nuuuuuuuu
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh
Ok then so what about Peter?
He loved dick so much that he ate his own dick off.
AND GOT A RABBIT DILDO WITH THRUSTING ACTION INSTEAD.
Just... no.....
Too bad that's what he did, he was so amazing that he got a job doing porn.
..................ugh
AND HE WAS BETTER THAN AJ THE END!
I'm a girl tho
Anndddd???
Peter is probably better than both of us
NO
Well do YOU have a thrusting rabbit dildo?????
I have a ummmm............... dick.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pathetic
You suurrrreeeeeee????
So I've heard from the sock under your bed
I don't have a bed.
UNDER YOUR BROTHERS BED
I'm not that messed up to put something under my brother's bed
I didn't say it was yours
Wait where'd Peter go?
He ate his dick and died. 'Member (cough bad joke cough)
THE FUCKING END
YAYY
Danny: that story made complete sense, am I right?
AJ: YERP
Danny: YESH
AJ: ON TO THE NEXT
Danny: one
AJ: i think they got it by now Danny
Danny: nope
YOU ARE READING
line by line stories
RandomThis is Danny speaking so this is gonna be me and AJ writing one line each of a story. Most of these will most likely be short and only funny to us, but we do hope you find them funny as well! -Danny Wow you make it sound soooooooo boring tho -AJ
