Once there was a boy named Tom who was completely and utterly NORMAL.
Or was he?
The only thing weird about him was his friends.
Yeah, he was friends with Raven from the previous story, but he also liked to eat jello with chopsticks.
He was Asian.
Wow, ok, um yeah and he lived in Ti Won.
This has gotten racist.
Only cause you made it.
Don't worry about that.
Well anyway, one day he fell over while using chopsticks and stabbed himself in the eye.
They called him ol' one eye from that day forward.
We should stop.
Ol' one eye eventually got a ship to match his nickname, he also forgot what his actual name was.
He was suffering from short-term memory loss. THE FUCKING END.
One day he crashed his boat and got stranded on an island, and yes it is a boat now.
He ended up making love to an abandoned coconut on the beach.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no-
TO BAD AND THEN HE SHOVED A CRAB UP HIS ARSE!!!!!! He liked the way it wi-
STOOPPPPPPP, THE STORY IS OVER NOW!!!!!!
Ok buh-bye
Danny: Why do you do these things?
AJ: Why not?
Danny: because we need actual good stories
AJ: Fine the next one will not be about sexual interactions with coconuts.
Danny: Or anything else!
AJ: Fiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnne
Danny: yayyyyyyyy, actual stories
AJ: Hmph
Danny: hmmmpppppppphhhhhhhhhhhh
YOU ARE READING
line by line stories
RandomThis is Danny speaking so this is gonna be me and AJ writing one line each of a story. Most of these will most likely be short and only funny to us, but we do hope you find them funny as well! -Danny Wow you make it sound soooooooo boring tho -AJ
