unknown number: hey i'm a friend of richie's. why are you ignoring him?
eddie: now he's got you texting me?
eddie: just tell him to leave me alone.
unknown number: he doesn't know i'm texting you. why are you ignoring him?
eddie: then how do you know i'm ignoring him
unknown number: he won't stop talking about it
eddie: oh
unknown number: now tell me before i murder you
eddie: dude calm down it's just a me problem
unknown number: uh not a dude
eddie: oh!
eddie: you're beverly aren't you
unknown number: yes
eddie: ok
beverly: so imma ask you one more time; why are you ignoring richie?
eddie: it doesn't concern you, okay?
beverly: does it concern richie?
eddie: no. it's a me thing. personal problem. nothing.
beverly: well which is it? a personal problem or nothing?
eddie: it's nothing.
beverly: is there a reason you're taking it out on richie?
eddie: no
beverly: you sure?
eddie: no
beverly: well i'm not gonna make you go into it.
beverly: richie is just really broken up about the fact you won't talk to him
beverly: he hasn't made a dick joke in two days
eddie: really?
beverly: yeah. talk to him, please?
eddie: ok. i will.
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Fanfictionthe one where richie texts the wrong number [completed 10.27.17] [edited 6.27.19-7.26.19]