A guy trying to hit on a girl
Douche: hey
Girl:
Douche: HEY
girl:what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick.
Girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah. It should say chocking hazard lol *high fives his bros*
Girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
*shit just just got real*
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HumorThe book of the most random stuff. Quotes, teenage post, and a lot other shit I can't remember. Please keep reading
