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Things I say while I'm driving:

Me: what the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE

Me: why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.

Me: shit is that a cop? No.

Me: fuck that is a cop.

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