School Crush (Levi x masochist reader):high school

Chapter 7

YOUR POV

I woke up to Levi waking me up

"What, what do you wants?" I asked

"The damn dog shit on your fucking bed"

"So clean it"

"Fine"

Levi got off the bed and grabbed a paper towel, he tried not to get it everywhere

"HOLY SHIT, THE SHIT GOT ON MY FUCKING FINGER" I heard Levi yell

"Keep it down, just wash it off damn" I said trying to sleep, then the door open and Levi had a pan, a napkin, a face mask, and gloves

"It's just dog shit"

"I don't care if it's just dog shit, this is the fucking last time I am doing this and you will do it youaresofuckingdeadifiseedogshitontgedamnbed"

"What was that last part again?"

"IsweartofuckingJesusiwillkillyouandthedamndog"

"Dont Be so rude Levi it's just dog crap so calm your tits"

"Yeah the ones you don't have?"

"RUUDDEEE"

"I am just kidding only if you let me see them I will be for sure"

"PERVERT"

"Calm the tits you don't have it's a damn joke brat"

"Hurry and clean it" I told him and he rolled his eyes and I noticed he was using my favorite pan (yes I have a favorite pan lolz to make pancakes)

"W-wait a second don't use that one" I told him and he rolled his eyes

"It's just a damn pan so get over it" he said and picked up the poop

"Holy shit it stinks"

"Holy crap what do you feed the dog?"

"Dog food?"

"That's a damn lie brat, have you been feeding it beans or something?"

"No I haven't, plus where did you get that question anyway"

"Because whenever you eat beans you ass stinks just like this"

"That is not true plus I never eat beans in front of you so that's a lie"

"Tch, where the hell do I put it"

"In the trash idiot"

"Your the brat"

"Whatever"

Levi put it in the trash and came back

"That's going to wake up everyone" Levi said and I heard Armin scream

"WHAT IS GOING ON" I asked

"IT STINKS LIKE POOP" Armin yelled

"WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE CRAP?" I heard Eren yell

"HOLY JESUS IT STINKS" Jean yelled

"Eren What is this smell" I heard Mikasa ask

"It's crap" Eren answered

"Dog crap" he added

"Who made this smell?" Eld asked

"It smells horrible" Gunter said coughing

"We will get out the front door onward" Erwin said

"This is so interesting where did it come from...the dog perhaps" Hanji said