Trash Squad (Sign Up Here)

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Chapter Nine - Trash Squad Sign Up Sheet

Okay, now that you know what you need to do to get in, you can't just deem yourself a part of the squad

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Okay, now that you know what you need to do to get in, you can't just deem yourself a part of the squad. You have to sign up, and this is how you do it.


So unless you are a part of the original squad, you'll have to comment:

1. Your name (or what you want to be called)

2. sign a waiver (just comment that you won't sue the administration incase we light someone of fire, accidentally leave a dog in the oven, etc.)

3. tag at least one person but more is appreciated (hey man I'm a slut for new members)

4. chant "is the meme dank enough" three times and bAM YOU'RE IN

Feel different yet? You shouldn't. Physically nothing happened. You should probably see a docto-OKAY THATS BESIDES THE POINT. DO YOU FEEL MORE POWERFUL???? YES YES OF COURSE YOU DO.

Once you're an official member of the squad, you can stay just a member, and will always be welcome at the squad. Or you can rise in the ranks, and become the best(worst?) trash this world has ever seen.

Hey there should be a song about that.

*Pokémon theme begins*

I wanna be the very worst,

Like no one ever was,

To be the trashiest is my real test,

To make children cry is my cause,

I have travelled, from my house to school,

Crying along the way,

As i try desperately to understand,

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOONNNNN

THE TRASH SQUAD (gotta trash it up) ITS YOU AND ME

I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY

THE TRASH SQUAD, OOOH, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND

I N   A   W O R L D   W E   M U S T   D E F E N D

THE TRASH SQUAD (gotta trash it up) A HEART SO TRUE

OUR TRASHINESS WILL PULL US THROUGH

YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU

T   H   E      T   R   A   S   H      S   Q   U   A   D

G O T T A   T R A S H   I T   U P

GOTTA TRASH IT UP

THE TRASH SQUAD

Whoa I like the sound of that artwork. I deem it our national anthem.

Okay trash, that's all for this chapter. Now remember, always ask yourself, "is the meme dank enough?"

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