Chapter Nine - Trash Squad Sign Up Sheet
Okay, now that you know what you need to do to get in, you can't just deem yourself a part of the squad. You have to sign up, and this is how you do it.
So unless you are a part of the original squad, you'll have to comment:
1. Your name (or what you want to be called)
2. sign a waiver (just comment that you won't sue the administration incase we light someone of fire, accidentally leave a dog in the oven, etc.)
3. tag at least one person but more is appreciated (hey man I'm a slut for new members)
4. chant "is the meme dank enough" three times and bAM YOU'RE IN
Feel different yet? You shouldn't. Physically nothing happened. You should probably see a docto-OKAY THATS BESIDES THE POINT. DO YOU FEEL MORE POWERFUL???? YES YES OF COURSE YOU DO.
Once you're an official member of the squad, you can stay just a member, and will always be welcome at the squad. Or you can rise in the ranks, and become the best(worst?) trash this world has ever seen.
Hey there should be a song about that.
*Pokémon theme begins*
I wanna be the very worst,
Like no one ever was,
To be the trashiest is my real test,
To make children cry is my cause,
I have travelled, from my house to school,
Crying along the way,
As i try desperately to understand,
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOONNNNN
THE TRASH SQUAD (gotta trash it up) ITS YOU AND ME
I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY
THE TRASH SQUAD, OOOH, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
I N A W O R L D W E M U S T D E F E N D
THE TRASH SQUAD (gotta trash it up) A HEART SO TRUE
OUR TRASHINESS WILL PULL US THROUGH
YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU
T H E T R A S H S Q U A D
G O T T A T R A S H I T U P
GOTTA TRASH IT UP
THE TRASH SQUAD
Whoa I like the sound of that artwork. I deem it our national anthem.
Okay trash, that's all for this chapter. Now remember, always ask yourself, "is the meme dank enough?"