TWENTY SEVEN → GROUP CHAT

1.2K 49 5
                                    

SUIT UP, SLUT; WE'RE GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD 🔥 (VIVIAN REYNOLDS IS DEADPOOL BABY)(SEBASTIAN STAN IS TIN FOIL)(CHRIS EVANS IS THE VIRGIN)(ROBERT DOWNEY JR IS PIMP DADDY)(TOM HOLLAND IS PENIS)(ELIZABETH OLSEN IS FAILED MUTANT)(SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS...

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

SUIT UP, SLUT; WE'RE GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD 🔥
(VIVIAN REYNOLDS IS DEADPOOL BABY)
(SEBASTIAN STAN IS TIN FOIL)
(CHRIS EVANS IS THE VIRGIN)
(ROBERT DOWNEY JR IS PIMP DADDY)
(TOM HOLLAND IS PENIS)
(ELIZABETH OLSEN IS FAILED MUTANT)
(SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS FAKE BLONDE)
(ANTHONY MACKIE IS BIG BIRD)
(JEREMY RENNER IS KATNISS WANNABE)
(PAUL RUDD IS TIC TAC)
(MARK RUFFALO IS SHREK)
(ZENDAYA IS DETENTION QUEEN)
(CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS MCHAMMER)
(CHRIS PRATT IS JOHNNY KARATE)
(TOM HIDDLESTON IS SNAKE)
(CHADWICK BOSEMAN IS PUSSY)
(BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS POTTER)

penis added pussy
penis added potter

penis
i call this meeting to order

pussy
this is such a provocative name

potter
mines great

pussy
i feel so attacked youre grounded
thomas

penis
but

pussy
i dont wanna hear it

detention queen
oh look its mark 2.0 being all
father-like and all

shrek
wow

mchammer
theyre not wrong

tic tac
you guys are daddy af

johnny karate
okay but i watched ragnarok last
night and my wig was SNATCHED

fake blonde
it was amazing!

mchammer
thanks guys

snake
<3

potter
i threw loki in a portal

katniss wannabe
yes you did

big bird
so like whats the tea tom

pussy
tea?

potter
explain

failed mutant
summer johnston dm'd tom

pussy
oh that shady bitch

deadpool baby
tom told me that summer and froy
were a fucking publicity stunt

pimp daddy

fake blondeBITCH WHAT THE FUCK

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

fake blonde
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

deadpool baby
gIRL SAME
btw chance is amazing

penis
considering how she asked to
hook up with me, im pretty
sure their relationship is
gonna end soon

tin foil
the bitch is gonna come
back to you

the virgin
but alaric...

big bird
he'll get over it

snake
frivian for life??

deadpool baby
do i leave him

potter
i mean

fake blonde
if you dont want him i do
jk jk

pimp daddy
i would

tin foil
but hes hot??

penis
then you date him

tin foil
tom i hope you die

penis
jealousy is a disease bitch

tin foil
💋💋💋💋

deadpool baby
YOU GUYS ARE NO HELP

tin foil
viv?

the virgin
vivian

fake blonde
whered she go

im back happy holidays

im back happy holidays

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
✓  2 | FIXED ⤷ FROY GUTIERREZWhere stories live. Discover now