Mothra

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Mothra: Godzilla, I'm going out. Watch the kids for me.

Godzilla: ok-

Mothra: IF THEY EVEN HAVE ONE SCRATCH ON THEM, I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

Godzilla: O^O okay....

Mothra: Bye, have fun! ^_^ *walks out door*

-five minutes later-

Godzilla:  *watching tv* .___. *turns around* Hey, kids, wanna go to McDonal- *sees the Mothra larvae are gone* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs outside and sees larvae playing in mud* Whew-

Anguirus: *prepares to belly flop in the mud*

Godzilla: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *KUNG-FU KICKS ANGUIRUS IN THE FACE AND SENDS HIM FLYING* whew- *sees larva jay-walking towards cliff* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Larva: la, la, laaa....

Godzilla: I'LL SAVE YOOOOUUUU! *grabs larva* gotcha! *hears cracking sounds* O__O uh oh. *falls* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *lands in the ocean* |:( I need to stop babysitting.... *notices third larva crawling somewhere* where is he go-

Larva: *crawling towards erupting volcano*

Godzilla: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! *runs towards volcano* THAT'S NOT SAFE!!! *pushes larva out of lava's path* YES- *lava splashes over him* AFFAJFHJSGSHHGJL...

-Later-

Mothra: *walks in house* I'm home! How were the kids?

Godzilla: The little sh*ts were great.

Larvae: *tied up on the ground*

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