Ash: Rustboro City is right around the corner!
Godzilla: I'm bursting with joy.
Team Rocket: *slide in to view* STOP RIGHT THERE.
Ash: Oh no! It's Team Rocket!
Godzilla: What
Jessie: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
James: AND MAKE IT DOUBLE
Jessie: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION
James: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION
Jessie: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
James: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE
Jessie: JESSIE
James: JAMES
Jessie and James: TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT
Meowth: MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT
Jessie: Now, give us your Pokemon or-
*Godzilla and Ash has left the server*
James: DAMMIT
*later*
Godzilla and Ash: *walking down the road*
Jessie and James: *throws net on Godzilla* Your Pokemon is ours now!
Godzilla: The f*ck, dude
Meowth: With this Pokemon in our grasp, we can get all tbe free enchiladas we want!
Godzilla: F*ck this sh*t *throws net off him*
James: HE'S ESCAPING
Jessie: TAKE HIM DOWN, DANGER ROPE *throws Pokeball*
Ekans: U F*CKIN WOT M8
Godzilla: Are you f*cking kidding me?
Ekans: COME ON YA CUNT TREAD ON ME BITCH.
Godzilla: Uh
Ekans: U DONT HAVE THE BALLS YA PIECE OF SH*T
Godzilla: -_- *tail whips the shit out of Ekans*
Ekans: *ded*
Meowth: HOLY SH*TBALLS IN A TIGHT-ASS PUSSY, BATMAN. THE TWERP DEFEATED OUR POKEMANS
Godzilla: *slaps Team Rocket*
Team Rocket: *explode*
Ash: All right we defeated Team Rocket! Now we're off to Rustboro City!
Godzilla: How do you go through life sounding like a gay pre-pubescent girl
