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Elsa: *walks into the courtyard* Ahh, what a beautiful morning. It's so peaceful out here.
Zilla: *murdering the shit out of the fishermen*
Fishermen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zilla: *INSERT JURASSIC PARK T-REX ROAR*
Elsa: Yep. What a peaceful morning. *a letter flies straight into her face*
*You got mail*
Elsa: HORY SHET I GOT MAIL
*Later*
Anna: So, what's going on again?
Elsa: *crying like a bitch* THE SOUTHERN KINGDOM HATES RADIOACTIVE BARNIES AND HANS WANTS TO IMPEACH ME UNLESS I KILL MY GIANT LIZARD WAIFU.
Kristoff: Wtf is a waifu
Kai: How about we just call for a meeting with the Southern Kingdom?
Elsa: Sure, why not.
*Meanwhile*
Onibaba: HIPPITY HOPPITY, I'M GONNA F*CK UP YOUR PROPERTY.
Zilla: *screams in fish*
Onibaba: Ye want a fight, do ye, ya fockin dumbass gecko. Well lets fockin go, ya lil bitch! I GOT MAH BIG MEATY CLAWS PRIMED AND READY TO-
Godzilla: *curbstomps Onibaba into oblivion* F*ck off you retarded crab.
Onibaba: *pancaked as shit* fock ye, yer mom's a hamster and yer pop smells like elderberries
Godzilla: STFU
*Meanwhile*
Maleficent: Where the shit are my goblin slaves?
Goblin: *dragging a big ass block of ice with him* Maleficent, I found the three-headed noodle!
Maleficent: Free him at once!
Goblin: *literally just taps the ice*
King Ghidorah: *breaks out of the ice* WHAT YEAR IS THIS
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