TITANS: Wrath of the Gods in a nutshell part 1

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Elsa: *walks into the courtyard* Ahh, what a beautiful morning. It's so peaceful out here.

Zilla: *murdering the shit out of the fishermen*

Fishermen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zilla: *INSERT JURASSIC PARK T-REX ROAR*

Elsa: Yep. What a peaceful morning. *a letter flies straight into her face*

*You got mail*

Elsa: HORY SHET I GOT MAIL

*Later*

Anna: So, what's going on again?

Elsa: *crying like a bitch* THE SOUTHERN KINGDOM HATES RADIOACTIVE BARNIES AND HANS WANTS TO IMPEACH ME UNLESS I KILL MY GIANT LIZARD WAIFU.

Kristoff: Wtf is a waifu

Kai: How about we just call for a meeting with the Southern Kingdom?

Elsa: Sure, why not.

*Meanwhile*

Onibaba: HIPPITY HOPPITY, I'M GONNA F*CK UP YOUR PROPERTY.

Zilla: *screams in fish*

Onibaba: Ye want a fight, do ye, ya fockin dumbass gecko. Well lets fockin go, ya lil bitch! I GOT MAH BIG MEATY CLAWS PRIMED AND READY TO-

Godzilla: *curbstomps Onibaba into oblivion* F*ck off you retarded crab.

Onibaba: *pancaked as shit* fock ye, yer mom's a hamster and yer pop smells like elderberries

Godzilla: STFU

*Meanwhile*

Maleficent: Where the shit are my goblin slaves?

Goblin: *dragging a big ass block of ice with him* Maleficent, I found the three-headed noodle!

Maleficent: Free him at once!

Goblin: *literally just taps the ice*

King Ghidorah: *breaks out of the ice* WHAT YEAR IS THIS

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