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Society: Are you under 100lbs? 

Girl: No, but I'm happy. 

Society: Is your hair down to your bum? 

Girl: No, but I'm okay with it. 

Society: Do you have huge boobs? 

Girl: No but... 

Society: Do you have a perfect smile? Girl: No... 

Society: Do you realize how ugly you are? Do you know that no one wants you? 

Society: Wait, where'd you go? 

Society: You committedsuicide?

Society: Omg no, you were so beautiful and special and loved!! You will be missed so much! Unless you're perfect, nobody cares about you until you're dead. You realize how much you miss them when they're gone. Attempted

Suicide: 'Attention Seeker' Successful Suicide: You were beautiful, pretty, loved, etc. Now you're gone. 

A/N: This not mine but it's funny

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