Dad:Son, go buy me some coke!
Son:Coca cola or Pepsi?
Dad:Coca cola
Son:Diet or usual?
Dad:Usual
Son:In a can or bottle?
Dad:Bottle
Son:Liter or half a liter?
Dad:Heck! Just get me some water!
Son:Still or bubbly?
Dad:Still
Son:Hot or cold?
Dad:Son, I am going to kill you with a broom
Son:Soft or hard?
Dad:You animal!
Son:Cow or pig?
Dad:GET OUTTA HERE!I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU HERE AGAIN!
Son;Now or later?
Dad:NOW!
Son:You'll leave me right?
Dad:I will kill you!
Son:Shoot or stab?
Dad:Shoot!
Son:Head or stomach?
Dad:You stupid rodent!
Son:Rat or cockroach?
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RandomHAHAHAHAHAHA!! LMAFO!!! This is soooo true!!! Lol What? Why I'm laughing? Read and find out!! Really, you won't regret it!! * WARNING:Some Jokes are mine, others not.*
