Can I make you laugh or nah?

Joke 50

dad: Ok now I'm going to work. Are you sure you can stay by yourself while I'm gone?

girl: Yes dad!!! I'm only 12!! I can take care of myself!!! *folds arms*

dad: Ok but here's the rules in case there's an emergency. Don't open the door to anyone.

girl: not eve-

dad: I'm not done yet. If anyone calls your name, don't open it no matter what.

girl: ok bu-

dad: Listen!! If anyone tries to go in the window, call the police right away. They'll take care of the rest.

girl: I understand you but you won't let finish my sentenc-

dad: I don't have time to talk. I'm have to go. Love you *leaves house*

girl: ok.....

******a few hours later*****

dad: *came from work. Gets his keys*

CRAP!!! I forgot my house key!!

*knocks on the door*

girl: *ignores*

Dad: *sighs* Zoey!!! (girl's name) Open the door!!!

girl: *still ignores*

Dad: Why won't she open the door? Looks like I have no choice *gets in the window*

girl: *sees person come from the window. Get's phone and call 911*

Dispatcher: This is the police, what's your emergency?

girl: Someone is trying to break in my house!!!

Dispatcher: What's your address?

girl: 26571 Mains Street.

Dispatcher: Ok, the police is on their way. Don't worry now. Your safe.

girl: ok

Dad: *fails to get in the window. Cops cars come out of nowhere*

cop: Put your hands up your being arrested!!!

dad: No!!!  This is a misunderstanding!!!

cop: That's what they all say*handcupped him*

****1 hour later****

cop: So you saying you didn't want your daughter to be kidnapped so you told her all that?

dad: Yes but I didn't know she was going to take it seriously

girl: That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Dad: Oh....(speechless)