Voldemort, take notes. My year old dog did what you struggled to do with 17 years worth of time, in like .3 seconds. And he actually succeeded. RIP HARRY POTTER KEYCHAIN.Guess Voldemort should've used mini Schnauzers puppies instead of devoted followers. I mean look at how gruesome that carnage is!
First, viciously tore the body from the head. Plastic flew, and women had to look away in horror.
Then, his eye was gouged out. Perfectly and painfully, now all that remains is a scar of the once all mighty boy who lived.And everyone lived in fear of the all mighty puppy who must not be named.
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My Tag/Rant Book
RandomIn which I do tags (obviously) and make a few of my own (maybe, who knows?) and all that fun stuff. Also, rants. The purpose of these rants is not to make anyone upset or offend anyone. There's just there. If you don't like them, don't read them. It...