"OKI" ,Choiya start talk "pruv ur loaf!!"
Diezi hat-chan and wine-kun start run.
"whoever run to mafio bas first winsssssssssss"
Hat-chun screm and bounce like that triangle in author-chans nightmare (a/n long story.)
Wine-kun whine and Choiya bloosh. "don't make such lewd noises wine-kun!!"
Diesai cri whil he ron.
-le time skip brought to u by Chuuya's gay hips -
In ze end Diesai won coz he thicc-i mean coz he has de legs and hat and wine fun have legs
Choiya cri "Nu u stoopid leaf baka how cood uuuuuu"
"I luv u Choiya but if u not happi you must make another cheeselenge so that one of tehm can win or I pruv my luv is moor" Diezi say inspiry words but no one cares coz fuk u u leaf.
In le meantime hat-chan trip and fall onto wine-kuns face
"u cum here ofen?" wine-kun sey
"w-wine-kun..." hat-chan bloosh
Churyer run away 2 cri moor and Diesai jumps off the window sill bcoz no one lieks him
To be continued
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Hats and Wine (With a Side of Dazai) Hat x Nakahara Chuuya x Wine
FanfictionA tragic yet romantic love triangle between Chuuya, his wine and his hat. Who shall he choose? The charming yet comforting hat-chan that he's never without? Or the seductive and alluring wine-kun that helps him forget all his problems? A story of...
