Knock knock
Choiya walk to the door an open it and dizai an he screm
"TRICC OR SUCC"
"NO!!!" Choiya screem. "HOOLERWEEEEN WAS TWO DAYS AGO"
"Yes but author-chan sucks so we are doing this as a late filler"
"tru"
Choiya look at dizi and see dizi is wearing just normal clothes like hOw COuLd hE??¿?¿!¡!¡!!¡
"YOU CANT GO TRICC OR SUCCING UNLESS YOU HAVE A COSTUNE WAT R U THINKING YOU LETTUCE SANDWICH"
daiza is confuzzed and say "but I am in a costume."
"Wat r u then?"
"Le physical embodiment of suffering."
"ah," Choiya sighed "I shuld hav known."
The were v quiet for a minute cuz they're both awkward shits
"so.....tricc or succ?" daizei ask
"how 'bout fook off." Choiya say
"how 'bout daaaaaaaat" the cloods whisper from ootside and chuuyi screm
Meanwhile,
Wine-kun walk into room with a new lable
"Wat r u for hoolerweeeen?" hat-chan ask
"a bottl o vodka" wine-kun say
"spoopy."
"Wat 'bout you?"
"Imma hat."
"nice"
"yeah"
"wanna go trick or ruiningyourlifewiththisfandoming?"
"shur"
They walk off and share the same oxygen
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Hats and Wine (With a Side of Dazai) Hat x Nakahara Chuuya x Wine
FanfictionA tragic yet romantic love triangle between Chuuya, his wine and his hat. Who shall he choose? The charming yet comforting hat-chan that he's never without? Or the seductive and alluring wine-kun that helps him forget all his problems? A story of...
